Meet the Characters
This isn’t a cast list. It’s not a friendly introduction. It’s a collection of people who were in the wrong place at the wrong time—or exactly where they wanted to be.
Call them characters if it makes you feel better. I call them suspects. Emily would’ve called them something worse.
Speaking of Emily—yes, that Emily—you’re going to hear her name a lot. That’s kind of the problem.
So here’s how this works: you look through them. You decide who seems normal. You decide who doesn’t. You think you’re in control of that process.
You’re not.
Anyway. Go ahead. Meet the cast. Or don’t. They were never great at introductions anyway.
Lance Fieldman
Lance is our wanna be bad boy. He thinks he's clever, but he's not. Rather, he gets caught every time. So when ever he trashes the girl's bathroom, or steals from the vending machine, everybody knows its him who did it.
Famous Quote
"Okay, what about this one. Am I obese? Because everytime I look at my blood sugar rises."
Abby Hawkins
Abby is our perfectionist. Very into drawing and sketching and makeup. But boy, when she makes a mistake, it's ugly. Often you'll find eraser marks and creases in her sketchbook because of how much she so-call "ruins".
Famous Quote
“Yeah…” Abby made a disgusted face. “I will kindly refuse. I’m trying to decrease my carb intake. I’ll take a salad, thanks.”
Julia Higgins.
Julia is often known as the soft-spoken type. Dating abby, which her parents are not fond of the community she is in, she often had Abby validate for her. How sweet!
Famous Quote
Hell, Julia was like a frail butterfly. You touch their wings and they lose the ability to fly.
Rebecca Johnson
Rebecca is known as our Gossiper. You know that one person who is always on their phone, always posting? That's Rebecca for you, though, her posts are more Regina George core.
Famous Quote
“Have you seen Olivia Redsons’ new boyfriend? It’s that new guy hottie.” A loud voice echoed through the line, it would only be natural that a line of eyes followed the speaker.
Daniel Hocker
Daniel Hocker, "Dipshit Daniel", is on the case to help Clarissa solve this murder. Unlike Clarissa, Daniel loves the attention, known for being the "Hot Girl" in their class.
Famous Quote
“My good looks. You haven’t heard? I’m basically the new Regina George, It’s a lot of pressure,” he retorted.
Austin Douglas
Austin is most known for being Lance's pimp. He's always on Lance's tail, following where he goes. Austin likes to call himself Robin, and has the fantasy Lance is Batman.
Famous Quote
"Yeah, make Mrs. Rochester mad," Austin had said, repeating Lance like a parrot.
Phoebe Hocker
Related to Daniel Hocker, Phoebe is the opposite of stupid. With a GPA of 4.0, several AP classes, tagged along with college classes, she is our brainy diva, who thinks of intelligence as superpower.
Famous Quote
“All they had to do was alter the amount of carotenoids in a plant. That could possibly affect the pigments to turn it yellow or red.”
Clarissa Wright
Clarissa is our brutally honest, sarcastic-Deadpool in a way-Main Character. She "hates" Daniel, and most definitely hates the BS. In all and all, don't get on her bad side.
Famous Quote
“Your face is about to be ‘Red, White, and Blue’ if you nudge me again, Dipshit Daniel," I said.