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Meet the Characters
This isn’t a cast list. It’s not a friendly introduction. It’s a collection of people who were in the wrong place at the wrong time—or exactly where they wanted to be.
Call them characters if it makes you feel better. I call them suspects. Emily would’ve called them something worse.
Speaking of Emily—yes, that Emily—you’re going to hear her name a lot. That’s kind of the problem.
So here’s how this works: you look through them. You decide who seems normal. You decide who doesn’t. You think you’re in control of that process.
You’re not.
Anyway. Go ahead. Meet the cast. Or don’t. They were never great at introductions anyway.
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